Everything from that one fucked up teenager's mind

Everything from that one fucked up teenager's mind

Amanda, 18, Swedish/Chilean girl, a mixture of bad language, and frustration. Really fucking good at reblogging stuff ✊💦

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nishlo:

my only talent is memorizing wifi passwords

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oroxine:

poyzn:

There is someone out there for everybody.

It just might be a goose.

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deanandaidan:

lifeofawannabehobbit:

So someone I know does woodwork in his spare time… and he showed me this yesterday:

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It’s a map of Middle Earth. That he carved onto a table. Himself. In 60-ish hours (or, as he initially put it, “3 Harry Potter audiobooks”)

Just look at the detail…

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And the effort that went into this.

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Nerd level: Master and Commander.

THIS IS AMAZING

(Source: captain-ameriadoc-brandybucky)

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gorgeousdarren:

when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident

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mariusu:

(via このスコティッシュフォールドの何かがおかしいwwwでも、かわいすぎwww:ハムスター速報)

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mariusu:

(via このスコティッシュフォールドの何かがおかしいwwwでも、かわいすぎwww:ハムスター速報)

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marley93:

persephoneholly:

Anecdotes by medical practitioners

"A woman came in for a baby check with her 6-month-old and she had what looked like chocolate milk in the baby’s bottle. So he started explaining to her as kindly as he could that she shouldn’t be giving her baby chocolate milk. At which point she interrupts him and says, ‘Oh that isn’t chocolate milk. It’s coffee! He just loves it!”

"I had a patient come in for an STD check. She was very upset and continued to tell me that she only had one partner. Progressing through my assessment, she further divulged that even if he was sleeping with other people it shouldn’t matter ‘because he uses a condom every time and he makes sure to wash it thoroughly after every use’.”

"Had a lady who measured her baby’s temperature by pre-heating the oven and putting one hand in front of it while the other hand was on the baby’s forehead. She told the nurse her baby’s fever was about 250 degrees.”

"Lady has to have foot amputated and is given waiver forms to sign pre-op. Buddy asks if she needs time to think about it. She’s very nonchalant and doesn’t seem to care much what they do. He gets suspicious and probes a bit as to why she’s not more concerned. She says she gets that they have to operate and it’s OK because the foot will grow back.”

"I had a couple who had been trying to conceive for over two years. I asked all the usual questions, how often do you have sex, any previous pregnancy, etc etc. Something seemed off to me during the consult, so I continued to ask questions. Finally I asked if he ejaculated while inserted into the vagina. Both parties looked confused.Turns out the couple was not having insertional sex at all. I had to awkwardly explain to them how insertional sex works. Diagrams were required.”

"Patient comes in, she’s upset. She’s pregnant, and she doesn’t understand why. She’s on the pill. Upon talking to her at great length, I find out that she only takes the pills on the days that she is sexually active – no other time.”

"Patient comes in with her bf. They are indignant, as if somehow I could’ve prevented [the pregnancy]. The problem? Well, the pills were bothering the girl’s stomach, so, being a gallant bf, he decided to start taking them instead.”

“I was explaining the treatment to the husband of a patient about to be discharged. He kept nodding and agreeing with me, but I knew it was flying over his head. Turned out a fundamental problem was that I was describing the drugs as ‘tablets’ and he had no clue what those were.”

Reddit thread 

This literally
astounds.

I really hope that one bloke made the doctor show his nipples to him as proof.

(Source: moshita)

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crystallized-teardrops:

nothing makes me more sad and mad than seeing the nicest people being treated like crap

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67-kaz2y5:

I could be a billionaire and I’d still illegally download music  

lord-kitschener:

halcyon-ia:

break the rules

no gods no kings no masters

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lord-kitschener:

halcyon-ia:

break the rules

no gods no kings no masters

(Source: blazepress.com)

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(Source: connorwalhs)

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theyatemytailorr:

never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry

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(Source: doimakeyouhorny)

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Reblogged from foodless

uhmeliamay:

kneecapfondler:

uhmeliamay:

cause you’re hot and you’re cold

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is that arctic monkeys cover art

now it is

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(Source: uhmeliamay)

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landorus:

*dead but still has a boner*

(Source: kelvinbenjamin)